Hello random citizen! And welcome to my... Err.. What should I call this? Page...? Blog..? Watermelon?

I am a 17 year old writer from Norway (yaaay, 18 in December).
My life consists of reading and music. I play the piano and sing. I mostly read fantasy novels, but I've been reading an awful lot of fanfictions lately.
My favourite books are the Harry Potter series, the Hunger Games series, Beautiful Creatures, the Narnia series and Miss Peregrines Home for Peculiar Children. Oh, and I'm also a HUGE Shakespeare fan.
I absolutely LOVE boybands such as One Direction, McFly, 5 Seconds of Summer, Union J, Westlife, Take That... You know, I could continue on forever, but unfortunately, I don't want to let my life go to waste by writing nonsense.. Holy sock, I'm doing it right now.. Smooth Kris, smooth....

Ooops, I just told you my name, and I actually planned to keep that a secret.. Well, as I always say: When life gives you lemons, make chocolate chip cookies. Cause nobody likes my lemonade.
Okay, I've actually never said that..

Gaaahhhh, what am I doing with my life?!

Well, as you found out (you creepy bastard), my name is Kris. And before you ask - no, I'm not a boy. I think... If I am, then I'm a boy with no penis.

Why are you still reading this crap?! And why am I still writing it? D:
Okay, I have better things to do.. I have to pee.

Bye! Oh, and check out my fics! :D