"Hello, I'm here to talk to you today about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. Would you be interested in receiving a free pocket bible for you to carry on your body for every day to come?" Said a strange salesman at your front door
You nod your head in response.
"Great, here you go!" He pulls out a small red bible from pocket and passes it to you. "So what you're going to want to do is start reading it from the very beginning. Don't even bother skipping to the end."
As soon as you open the small book you notice one of the pages has been bent at the corner. You move your hand to turn to the page but the strange salesman grabs your wrist and yanks it away.
"Now now, didn't i just tell you not to skip ahead? You wouldn't want to spoil it for yourself, would you?" The strange man looked at you with a fire burning in his eyes and a devilish smile.
You pull your hand away, dropping the small book to the floor and rubbing your wrist. Your skin was burning from the touch of the salesman. When you look back up the salesman was gone.
That night you went to bed with the small book in your hand and begin to read it. Hours passed by without you even noticing. You had finally reached the strange page that had caught your eye previously today. You slowly turned the page, scared of what you might find. What you saw you would have never have expected. A strange symbol was scorched onto the thin page.
It was a pyramid.
You pondered on what this was for days, soon turning to weeks. You even tied to find the salesman again but to no avail. Eventually you gave up and threw the book away.
That morning when you were getting dressed for the long day ahead of you you noticed a word scratched into your skin.
Obamium.
