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Random realization— 
          
          I would not have survived if I lived when women had to wear corsets. People with non-sticky-outy ribs would break there ribs to make the corsets better. Just putting on a corset would crush my ribs. 
          
          Also, you know how the girl at the beginning of Pirates of the Caribbean complains about not being able to breathe? That would kill me if the corset didn’t thanks to my entire rib cage having to move for me to breathe. 
          
          That has been your insight into my daily random realization.

I can’t thank you enough for all of the votes on My First Kiss (and Other Summer Disasters). You’ve made my day! :)

A defense of Slytherin by a Ravenclaw-
          
          “Yah, Iowans are the worst, they have all that land and all they use it for is cows and pigs, don’t they understand killing animals is bad?” 
          
          BUT YOU’RE CLEARLY IGNORING THE MAJORITY THAT USES IT FOR CORN AND BEANS
          
          And that is what people say about Slytherins 

Have you ever wanted to play a character really bad, but then you realize you are the wrong gender, age, and you aren’t an actor? I want to play Loki. In a play, a movie, a YouTube video, anything. I want to be Loki.

PRO TIP——
          
          In order to not offend anyone refer to all holidays in the Christmas-New Year’s Zone as the Honda-days. 

Thank you so much for the follow I appreciate it!

You're welcome <3

I hope the happy elderly fat man breaks into your house tonight and reverse robs you. Happy Honda-days people.

What’s up? I feel like writing a princess book that looks all the princess stereotypes in the eye and say, “lol, nah.” Would y’all read that?

Ok, 98% sure no one reads these, but lets go for it. 
          Favorite song right now: 
          Schuyler Sisters from Hamilton 
          Just had to say this, I have most of it memorized, I have a problem.