Hey there! I'm explodingbread, but you can call me bread or Eva

I command an army of coyotes who all listen to me and do whatever I say. The coyotes are trained in the art of kneecap-snatching, and all accept Hatsune Miku as their god. These coyotes are some of the most important people- coyotes?- to me so if you hurt them, you'll feel the pain 
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I go by any pronouns and I'm (i think) lesbian/ace

Quick reminder: don't buy children from McDonald's, they taste terrible

You can probably tell by now that I cannot take anything seriously

I sell mystery meat for $72 per ounce... don't ask what's in the meat or you'll turn into a burger 👹

Might add a real description here if I write a book or whatevs