N0_LONGER_HUMAN

Hey :3

omg it actually let me post one. it hasnt let me for the last like  3 weeks.

i wonder if im  allowed to post announcements yet

hi yes im 18 now, forgot to mention this, turned 18 2 days ago

NGL I ONLY COME ON WHEN @hxllsing WANTS TO CHANGE THEMES
          
          SO ENJOY MY PRESENCE. ILL BE IN 2 MONTHS AGAIN WHEN SHE WANTS TO CHANGE AGAIN /HJ

I DONT USUALLY PROMOTE BOOKS BUT I HAVE TO! FROM WHAT IVE READ SO FAR SHE HAS SOME SERIOUS TALENT SO LEMME TRY THIS!!
          
          r u interested in a green flag teenage celebrity crush x secret #1 fan book?
          or maybe some forbidden love opposites attract trope? some potential besties to lovers sprinkled on top?
          
          but not the usual cringy overdone version! nope, this one has mature topics like sexual content, smoking, drinking, mature language and more!
          
          make sure to show ur support for a new writer!!! make sure to vote and comment on every single chapter!!! i assure u that u wont regret it!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/324371264-%E2%9D%9D%F0%9D%90%96%F0%9D%90%A1%F0%9D%90%9A%F0%9D%90%AD-%F0%9D%90%80%F0%9D%90%AB%F0%9D%90%9E-%F0%9D%90%98%F0%9D%90%A8%F0%9D%90%AE-%F0%9D%90%96%F0%9D%90%9A%F0%9D%90%A2%F0%9D%90%AD%F0%9D%90%A2%F0%9D%90%A7%F0%9D%90%A0-%F0%9D%90%85%F0%9D%90%A8%F0%9D%90%AB-%E2%9D%9E
          
          (oh god thats a long link. @XoxoKazz_ie )

u know u havent been on in a while when u open the the notifications and see the thing telling u when someone u follow adds a book (thats not urs btw) to one of their reading lists and was like "what the fuck..."
          
          like... respectfully.... y should i care what they add to their reading lists if its not any of my books and y does it automatically open to that....

NEW THEME!!
          
          STILL MATCHING WITH @hxllsing !!
          
          THIS TIME ITS GUREN AND SHINYA FROM SERAPH OF THE END

1.1k notifications </3
          
          i feel like the only reason i come on is to change themes with @hxllsing
          
          anyways new theme incoming

*throws confetti*