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looking at old stuff i wrote forever ago, currently sobbign

i dont know how it happened but ive entered a relationship that was enemies to friends, and now we're fake dating for funsies because everybody thinks we are and bro, i think im in love.

Rewriting Despair Party! Be prepared for the return of Piko(Pinku) Kaizuku and her comrades! (And some name changes!)

Imagine being named after a song

These 4 people create the perfect friend group: 
          
          Ritsu: no I can’t have coffee with creamer in it, makes me shit my pants 
          Adeline: Don’t be a pussy! What, are you gonna let milk run your life? ‘Oh yes, daddy milk I will do whatever you say!’
          Kame: heyyy! You don’t have to drink that! Stop trying to make people shit their pants. 
          Niko: I’m Harry styles.

periods fucking suck

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My school is charging 3 dollars for icees? Guess I'll starve. :/

Lucy, referring to Jokara: a 15 year old girl tried to fight me today but by pure coincidence, I happened to know her mom on a first name basis. I yelled her name, she looked at me and smiled. And after that, I told her, “I’m gonna fuck your mom” I gave that girl more psychological damage than any ex-girlfriend/boyfriend she’ll ever have 

Kame: are we enemies? 
          Niko: no 
          Kame: are we friends? 
          Niko: no 
          Kame: are we gay? 
          Niko: yes
          Kame: AAAAAAAAA-