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Nah bruh The Boys piss me tf off now with how shitty they treated smashing. So consumed by greed.
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Mom: *procrastinates on getting school supplies*
Me: I need stuff, can we PLEASE go?
Mom: *Procrastinates more telling me I'll be fine*
Me: hey I only have like a couple days left, I need school supplies.
Mom: *Procrastinates more*
Also mom: why did you tell me last minute?!
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@N1ghtshxd3s damn, I just used my old shit
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Dont you ever just murder a family of four by accident
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@N1ghtshxd3s uhhhhhhh, I lost count
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@PodWingtheNewbKing so, how many families?
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@N1ghtshxd3s police haven't found the bodies, good thing I burnt the bodies to ash
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"Pop a titty." - Alvin (and the chipmunks)
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@ur_average_fag Don't I know it.
n0t_0n_th3_rad10
Sometimes you need to let the ladies breathe
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Freaky verity got me crine
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I love how even though I'm lactose intolerant, I just choose to torture myself. Which honestly just sounds like most lactose intolerant people I've met.
LostLoserOfTheSunny
Cows go moo, dogs go woof, and the lady who lives beside me goes quack
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@LostLoserOfTheSunny it's time.
PodWingtheNewbKing
Teletubbies
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@PodWingtheNewbKing I'm going to acquire one.
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Holy shit I fucking hate Jonasi from The Polygamist
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"I shall ACQUIRE black spider man." -TheRussianBadger