Hey, s'up,Hi etc. whoever you may be checkin out my profile.

You may be a fan, you may just like my pic.If you have read my stuff,good on yah! If you haven't....well,um, trying to say this in the nicest possible way but could you check it out? I promise, it won't make you go blind or scar you for life, I swear! And comments are also appreciated. A lot.

Wait,thats not what this thing is supposed to be! its supposed to be about...me. Ok, i am a...thing. I think. Aaaannnnnd thats all you need to know! though i could be some kind of talking computer virus...or one of the various aliens form doctor who...a weeping angel! Hey,don't blink!
(if you were one of those people who said "dr who's not scary" I DARE you, double dog,double lock, to watch the episode Blink. You wont blink for 45 minutes....)
Ok,i promise i'm not a lonely assassin,just one that hunts in packs....i kid,i swear!!! hang on,they do don't they...?
I APOLOGISE PROFUSELY FOR THE DOCTOR WHO RANT!!! IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN I SWEAR!!!

Now, if you have got to the bottom of this, you have an amazing talent of patience of which sadly I lack...(maybe you are even patient enough to glance at one of my works(shut up, SHUT UP) 
No? Maybe? Yes??? If you are,what are you doing reading this? Pick up that mouse! Click,click i say!!!)

To all you other oh so patient people, thank you for reading this and goodnight. 
(Or good morning depending on wherever you are...)

Oh and one last thing... we are indeed all mad here....