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it's been a year daddy...
          
          i really really miss you...
          
          mommy says you went to the store to get milk...
          
          anyways 
          
          I'm failing all my classes...
          
          and Mommy hits me very frequently...
          
          Anyways
          
          daddy I forgive you for abusing me...
          
          pls come back...
          
          
          - ur nonexistant son that is currently living in your nutsack