fuckme_till_iDie

If Adolf Hitler had 20293948 strands of hair in his ass Crack what would be the sound of the color he ate last Tuesday because of the gummy palooza

kryptoe

@-DaughterOfIre- wait you’re right… does anyone know the number of fleas he had?
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-DaughterOfIre-

@fuckme_till_iDie Yes, but, you have to add in his mustache and how many fleas he had.
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idksnowbarry

@kryptoe i believe he scratched his ass 42 times on that tuesday.
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NATSNOTGAY

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New Avatar show announced but at what cost
          I’m a Korra defender till I die. Those writers fr hate her it’s upsetting.
          You’re telling me Korra is easily the most powerful Avatar (I’m not saying that as a debate cuz it’s just a fact) Defeats the worlds STRONGEST and MOST DANGEROUS criminals while fighting a LETHAL does of poison. 
          Then defeats Vaatu (the literal spirit of evil) with just Raava’s GUIDANCE. 
          AND NOW SHE’S BEING REMEMBERED AS A WORLD DESTROYER BECAUSE SHE COULDNT STOP ONE THING FROM HAPPENING. WHICH BTW, THAT SHIT PROBABLY KILLED HER BC THE ONLY TEASER WE SEE WITH ANYONE WE KNOW IS MIDDLE AGE ASAMI CRYING WITH NAGA.
          And it’s always the female Avatars getting all the hate and the blame. 
          Kyoshi was remembered as a murderer for HUNDREDS of years until Aang proved them wrong. And they call Yanchen lame because she kept the peace.
          When Roku is RIGHT THERE. He literally let the 100 year war happen and don’t argue with me on that. He LET Sozin trick him. He let himself die. Undebatable. 
          And I LOVE Aang. I love ATLA! I have cats named Katara and Zuko! But Aang was fucking useless without Toph. He woulda died a LONG time ago. And he gave up on connecting to the spirit world FOR Katara. Smh.
          But Korra gets hate because she brougt Asami to the spirit world after bridging the two worlds together. Right. Because that’s totally reasonable.
          Wym cataclysmic event??? Wym it’s ALL her fault???
          People forget Aang had a TEAM of SKILLED benders and they had FUCKING TOPH WHO SOLOS ANYONE. And Korra had a weak ass fire bender, a dude with a ferrot, and Asami. Bruh it’s annoying and watch all the straight guys come and shit on Korrasami because they’re lesbians and ‘Asami probably distracted Korra’. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE
          KATARA DISTRACTED TF OUT OF AANG. AANG ALMOST GAVE UP THE AVATAR STATE FOR HER. HE LET AZULA GET AWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE BC SHE GOT HURT. HE BROKE INTO AN EARTH KINGDOM JAIL TO SAVE HER. 
          
          Ok. Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk.

fuckme_till_iDie

@NATSNOTGAY  imagine defeating the literal embodiment of evil and still people are calling you weak, aang was able to defaeat the  firelord with the guidance of the other avatars and especially roku Korra defeated vaatu with ZERO avatar knowledge ,I will start throwing hands istg if anyone says anything about korra
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Atomic_Atrocity

@NATSNOTGAY what? Damn I need to rewatch tlok
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oatmealfrappe

I’m obsessed with ur ‘idgaf’ energy after reading ur bio. Honestly slay we need more like you

NATSNOTGAY

@ilovefemales22 LMAOOO yeah i definitely do not have those i’m a liar but i am nonchalant aye
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