Drew

 #DoYourBestSheldon GO GET EM M8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day, a Palestinian, a Lebanese, and a Canadian walked into a bar
          
          The Palestinian got wine, the Lebanese got beer, and the Canadian got maple syrup 
          
          They talked for a while and then they went home. The end

*looks at profile picture* shoo helwe

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          Mina, or
          
          Moce

Hi guys
          
          Wala
          
          BYE GIRLS

have you finished your one shot

CHECK YOUR FUCKING SKYPE RIGHT NOW BEFORE WRITING ITS URGENT!!!!!

Mina you better have fucking started the oneshot for the contest entry
          
          I swear if you forget about it and get disqualified I will fucking murder you in your sleep. I will sneak up on you, skin you, tear your hair straight out of your scalp, break your spine, and gouge your eyes out
          
          Start working on it nOWW

Are you Australian???

your dum