OMG I'm a big 1D fan all of their songs are about me and no one can tell me otherwise. I live in Nigeria with niall horny and We met at a concert, originally I was gonna drug him, kill him,  then have sex with his dead body but when he saw my sexy body he couldn't resist, now I'm sexing him every day, I gave his dickie momo my vaginal warts so now he can only have sex with me because no one else will have sex with him because of his mo mo warts. So romantic :D))