tinydaydream
; Since wattpad is being a little b*tch, Imma just tell ya I tried to follow your account
vampiristm
circe said she would magic me a baby if i gave her some baby powder . and because you’re rich , will you buy me the most EXPENSIVE baby powder -
vampiristm
@ARROGANTBOI : uh , i have two sons already ? jon & con ? i like to think i’m capable . plus , psh , i’ll ask alfred for some help . &&’ yes - if you wouldn’t mind .
vampiristm
@ARROGANTBOI : bruce - it’s not a MAGIC baby . she’s just made with magic . like lex made con with my alien cells or whatever . i just want a baby , don’t judge me for being a domestic weirdo .
vampiristm
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN . you need to lighten up . get a lap dance or two or whatever you rich boys like to do to wind down .
vampiristm
bruce wayne , care to comment on the wedding of hal & clark ? ?
vampiristm
@ARROGANTBOI : * a small grin makes its way to the super - man’s face as he brings a hand up to almost cover it * mhmm , / noooothings to it /. just two bros . confessing their love for one another . no big deal . especially if they’re batman & superman .
vampiristm
@ARROGANTBOI : * he gives a shrug of his shoulders , fluttering his lashes * sure , whatever , okay . i love you , bruce . see ? not so hard . * he shakes his head , tutting *
vampiristm
@ARROGANTBOI : * he grins , crossing his arms over his broad chest triumphantly * yeah - because you loooove me and you waaaaaant me to yourself .
vampiristm
honestly , be honest , do you /honestly / hate me ?
vampiristm
@ARROGANTBOI : eh . * he shrugs his broad shoulders , waving a hand * it’s been bugging me for some time . i’ve only just got around to asking .
vampiristm
@ARROGANTBOI : ha ! you wish , wayne . if you couldn’t tell from behind that mask of yours , /observing/ is kind of our job -
vampiristm
@ARROGANTBOI : literally , look who is talking . you’re the one who’s irritating with your repressed emotions and eyebrows that furrow so far down your face you look like a clown . mic drop .