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Stranger: you're finally writing again, Jim! This is so exciting!!!
          Me: Yes I am, I'm really proud of my new story,(which you should go reeaddd.) RANDOM STRANGER WHO KEEPS CALLING ME JIM!! You know what? Hi JERRY. YEAH. YOUR NAME IS JERRY NOW!!
          Jerry: Hey! You guessed it!
          
          
          
          
          
          Me: Die

I have no clue what my life is rn 

WHO LOVES BILLIE EILISH AS MUCH AS I DO!!?????!??!?!??!?!?

I am literally just laying in bed, in my llama onzie, holding my owl plushie while eating flour tortillas and reading fanfiction. 

Can I die already? 

Lmao i love your username and pfp dude.... And idk why but i do.... If that makes sense.. Yeah thats all

Ehehuec uwhevueuegwuweiegevkewivseheyiey

Do you guys want some original stories or do y'all want sum fanfiction?
          Please let me know in the comments. 

Who else has Insomnia? I do!!! Ugh

Me: What is this fuckery? 
          
          Stranger: Its called Homework, Jim.
          
          Me: i will beat you with a flip flop.
          
          Stranger:  Hmmm. Kinky. 
          *calls out to another stranger*
          Jim has A FLIP FLOP BEATING kink!!!
          
          Me: *starts beating the stranger up with a flip flop*
          
          Stranger, whom was called: Jim has many kinks.