I'm NLarae , Khaleesi, Mother of Dragons. I never received my acceptance letter to Hogwarts, so I'm leaving the Shire in the TARDIS to become a Jedi in Narnia. I'll use the alethiometer to be a consulting detective at Pigfarts, which is on Mars, where I'll become a State Alchemist & use my alchemy to kill Titans with the Survey Corps. May the Triforce be ever in my favor while defending Camp Half-Blood. I'll use the skills I learned from Greendale paintball and my days as wallflower to train dragons, help the Guardians hunt the occasional demon with the Winchesters. Then I'll make a deal with Crowley and he will take me to Gallifrey where I can finally carry out my flying monkey coup of Timelord government. When I retire I'll live in a Bluth Development Company home in Storybrooke and spend my weekends eating at Bob's Burgers, but I'll probably get bored and sign up for the nearest branch of SHIELD or Scott's pack, helping the Brooklyn Nine Nine with supernatural happenings in their precinct. Or I might just team up with the Guardians of the Galaxy & the Avengers to make Pawnee's parks better than Eagleton's. Meanwhile this teen wolf will watch YouTubers, Bradley Cooper movies and Into The Woods in the hopes that i'll end up in the room where it happens. But who knows it probably won't because Ashley Katchadourian wasn't watching the door.....
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- JoinedJune 7, 2014
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NLarae
Jul 20, 2018 02:27PM
i'm still working on some new stuff, it's kpop related but hopefully it won't be as weirdly written as my stiles shit lolView all Conversations
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