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Just had someone send me a whole ass lightsaber penis I'm scared

Just finished rereading "Who made me a princess" By: Plutus Spoon and I'm bloody crying ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

I would literally commit arson if this project'  s F......

So tell me why do I have to buy 5 kilograms of grapes to use and make wine for a school project but I can't drink the finish product!???? SCOFF!!!

That was rough- *Lenny face

So... does anyone know how to kill someone like really really really slowly so they wouldn't suspect a thing?? It's for research purposes.

Just had a test (physics) and one of the questions was like "what's something about this and something about that slash falling" (can't remember it sorry ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ ) and one of the choices was "Velocity and Angle" and considering that the topic of the question was literally about falling, the first thing that came into my mind was that scene from rottmnt Ep.1 where the bois did the Canon Ball jump and Donnie was like " Base on our velocity and entry angle...we raaaad-"
          
          I CAN NOW SAFETY SAY THAT ROTTMNT DID HELP ME WITH MY STUDIES!!! HAHA MOTHERRRR-
          
          

.....u know...if u think about it killing someone is not really that hard- like fr you can just grab a paperclip and I dunno...paperclip ur nemesis' eye out....yeah it's that easy.....- it's the thought of actually doing it is the hard part.......okay take care now.

Y'all why do we yawn when we see or read the word "YAWN"-........did you just yawn??- bitc