Satirical Novelist/Writer.

For a long time I've been writing, and it's fair to say things haven't exactly gone to plan. 

I've wrote novels, novellas, short stories, poems, you name it, yet one minor detail about my life has prevented me from being published. 

I'm 19 years old. 

After reading those words I'm sure a lot of you have clicked off my page by now, and have retreated back into the safe arms of your beloved authors; fuck knows who they are but I respect them, as they're the people that have earned your love for reading. 

The only reason you're here, on Wattpad, on my page.

So after you've gotten over your prejudice of age, and after I stop sounding like a teenage girl with a menstrual imbalance,  lets have some fun, and venture into the many works of me.

The writing you're about to read on this page is unique, as I've never let anyone read my finished work properly, making you some of first people to read my work - an accolade I hope someday you can share with me. 

Anyway, while short and sweet develops into long and tireless, I'll let you get on.

Enjoy
N P Francis

Ps. I also greatly appreciate constructive feedback. If you see anything that is annoying you, or bugging you about either my writing style or the things I have wrote about, don't hesitate to let me know as I'm sure there are problems I have missed.

Remember, everything you read is a first draft.