Name's Asmath, Nabeel Asmath. I'm a cliche motherfucker deal with it. 
I make a lot of lame puns. I MEAN ALLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. 
Diehardfan of The Neighbourhood. THEY GIVE ME LIFE. MY OXYGEN. I obviously have so much more to write about them but I don't wanna bore you. I listen to a lot of bands. I MEAN ALLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. 
Don't likee me? You can GOOO STRAIIIGHT TO HELL. STRAIGHT TO HELL. WOAHWAOHWAOHWAOHAWOWAH.  (you'd get this if you were a nbhd fan..)
That's pretty much it. I'm kinda boring, kinda funny, kinda hot, kinda ugly, kinda cool. Kinda okay bye.