Hello humans and aliens who might be reading my bio,
If you've come to read the weirdest and probably the most boring bio on wattpad then you might've come to the right place.
You see.. I haven't updated my bio in ages and I happened to come here and wipe off the dust and spider webs that have filled the corners of my bio.
so.. let me start.. *holds imaginary microphone and stands infront of imaginary audience*
I, Nada , have come to introduce myself to you humans and.. *shrugs* .. aliens and ghosts and all other unseen creatures. I happen to be born 16 years ago and lived long enough on this planet to know that marshmallows are made of animal fat. 
I live in bikini bottom .. in the house right next to spongebob and YES I do have wi-fi otherwise I wouldn't be writing this. smart pants
I read a lot like a lot even ingredients on a gummy bear pack. I happen to have one of the weirdest imaginations.
My life is based on events that haven't happened yet but will I mean like they have to happen one day. Hey don't give me that look or you'll be next in line.
I see you're interested and still reading my bio and that makes me proud of you here's a virtual hug.
you're allowed to to read my stories and the vote button doesn't activate a bomb I promise.. have a nice day buddies ;D

-Nada