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*gasp* Another Bare fan??

I don’t want to be a ship hater but I saw someone shipping Hercules Mulligan and Katherine Howard and I genuinely feel sick to my stomach. If you ship this, unfollow me.

BMC, Heathers and DEH characters categorised by which Six queen they’re most likely to stan:
          
          Aragon: Chandler, Rich
          Boleyn: Jared, McNamara, Michael(?)
          Seymour: Christine, Martha
          Cleves: Jenna, Veronica, Jane
          Howard: Brooke, Chloe, Zoe
          Parr: Alana, Duke, Jeremy
          
          I can’t think of all of them so feel free to add

If you preach that the Hamilton characters are fictional and nothing like their real life namesakes but bring up historical facts that aren’t mentioned in the musical to invalidate other people’s ships, you’re a hypocrite. I said what I said.
          
          (Not trying to defend Hamilton shipping, just my hot take.)

I’m gonna be real with you, I refuse to trust anyone who has their main ship in their username-

I’d rather become a Boyf Riends and Deanmara stan page that calls Heather M and Michael cinnamon rolls than read a fic where a girl “turns a gay man straight” because that trope is disgusting. Nothing against Jeggy shippers (even though I don’t like shipping Hamilton characters) but half of the Jeggy books I’ve seen have that plot and it makes me want to scream.

I’m a huge Dukesaw shipper but I just discovered Dunnmara and Dukestock and I may or may not kinda love them. Martha and all the Heathers deserve happiness.
          
          (Also apparently Heather M x JD exists and I’m scared, Heather wasn’t the nicest but she’s too nice for someone like him)

I have became such a multi-shipper that I’ve started to ship crossover stuff, w o w.

Have this:
          
          Brooke: If I was a gardener, I’d put our two-lips together!
          Jenna, blushing: Aww, that’s sweet.
          Rich, overhearing: Hey, if I was a gardener, you’d be my hoe.
          Michael: Thanks...

Hey, haven’t been on in a bit due to ✨anxiety✨, I’ve spent so much time in and out of meetings lol
          
          Anyway, it’s been quite a good day. Got a burger from McDonald’s and wore clothes that made me feel quite androgynous which is good. I’m most likely moving schools soon so I probably won’t be too active atm.