I've got a year round tan, if you're thinking how cool is that it's not

Oddly I'm a Microbiologist a biochemist a chemist and a dietitian weirdly all at the same time.⁉

I'm obsessed with chocolate and shoes 👠👠🍫🍫

I love animals but they don't happen to love me back😞 same with kids

I'd rather move to Antarctica than talk to ppl who don't get my jokes
Meaning I'm not at all funny and I'm gonna end up all alone in Antarctica ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also if I knew even a hairsbreadth of maths I would've been a cosmologist but that will only occur in an alternate universe where 'Jupiter is made of liquids' so no hope for me there.

PS: Text me whenever about whatever.