Serial Pizza & Fries Eater | Professional Stalker Of My Husband Leonardo | Love Humans And Nutella | Rapist Of Your Virgin Eyes 

What’s up? I’m Nahla,

an internet nut,

probably the great-grandchild of Nefertiti, 

a life liver. 

Whatever.  I’m just me.

{®andom story about me}

             Once upon a time.
             I joined Instagram.
I tried to follow Leonardo DiCaprio’s future wife but it just said edit profile.

{®andom story over}

Call me old fashioned but I love Leonardo.  And he’s my husband so fuck off.

I have like 4 + 1000 bæs. Francisco Lachowski is my boyfriend, Mariano Di Vaio my fiancé, Leonardo DiCaprio my husband and Channing Tatum one of my countless affairs.

Quotes I like:

«Qué bonito es ver la lluvia y no mojarse.«

«No dejes para mañana lo que puedas hacer hoy.«

«Non hay libro tan malo, que no tenga algo bueno.«

«Maybe one day we’ll all wake up and this will just be a dream.«

«I’m that person everyone replaces after a while.«

«All my life I thought air was free... Until I bought a bag of chips.«

«Hakuna Matata.«

«Verrückt, dass Fallen wie Fliegen ist für 'nen Moment.«

«.الأبتسامة طريقة غير باهظة لتحسين مظهرك«

{sad story}

Write. Re-write. Bang head against the wall. Edit. Re-edit. 

Repeat.

Literally the story of my life since I joined Wattpad.

{sad story over} 

I can’t tell you everything about me and my awesome life. If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment.

You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put nutella in your butthole, if you feel like it.

~This account is recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.~

TEEHEE!

And to conclude, you better remember my name, bitch. If not, my boo Dexter Morgan is going to kill you. Because he loves to kill bad people. And neither JD nor Turk is going to patch you up. 

BAZINGA!