I write fanfiction.  Original, I know.  I usually either bounce between childish enthusiasm, dark humor, and deadpan sarcasm.  My fanfiction is usually about Minecraft YouTubers.  I don't update very often because motivation?  What's that?  Also, I write shipping fanfiction so if you don't like that... umm... don't read shipping fics, I guess.  I might eventually put fanfiction from my Tumblr here.  Most of what I write is me looking for a fic with a specific plot, not finding it, and deciding to just write it instead.