Life is a party and I'm the mf piñata-
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Professional BTS theorist, always connecting the dots that don't exist. Daily planner: Eat, sleep, BTS, repeat. Expert in procrastination, especially when there's new BTS content to binge. In a committed relationship with BTS, but they just don't know it yet. Full-time devotee of Suga's savage one-liners. Attempting to learn Korean by watching Run BTS, it's going... not great. Living for the day when my phone's storage is free of 1000+ BTS photos (not happening soon). Fluent in BTS fan theories, decoding cryptic messages like it's my full-time job. Always ready to defend the masterpiece that is the BTS discography with well-researched arguments. Living proof that watching one BTS performance can lead to a five-hour deep dive into their entire career. Able to recognize a BTS song within 0.2 seconds-it's basically a superpower. Personal mission: Convince everyone that BTS truly paved the way. Can recite iconic BTS speeches and lyrics better than my own personal information. Fully prepared to go to war if someone disrespects "Spring Day." Still hoping to master Jin's "Worldwide Handsome" level of confidence. If there's a BTS meme, chances are, I've already saved it twice. Expert in screaming internally when BTS drops unexpected content (which is always).

My one and only Seoulmate : @wht_u_lookin_at_bish 💜
*Soulmate version*