I come from the land of the chicken suitcases and pink palm trees called Urthyium. It's not made up, I swear. I am the person that they fell asleep to. I'm not using the suggestion box thing either. While everyone else is a potato...I'm a watermelon! I'm unique, cause I'm a blue and purple watermelon! I'll leave now.
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Stories by Blurple Watermelon
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BTS Short Stories
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A bunch of short stories about BTS and ships and xreaders.
⚠️ WARNING⚠️ THERE IS NO LOGIC AND CRINGEY CHAPTE...
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Are you uncreative and can't think of any dares to tell your friends? Not to worry, this book has plenty of r...