I come from the land of the chicken suitcases and pink palm trees called Urthyium. It's not made up, I swear. I am the person that they fell asleep to. I'm not using the suggestion box thing either. While everyone else is a potato...I'm a watermelon! I'm unique, cause I'm a blue and purple watermelon! I'll leave now.
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NameThatDoesntExist NameThatDoesntExist Jun 11, 2019 04:09AM
Happy Pride Month, everyone! Be sure to check out my new book that literally has no content because no one is going to care anyway :D
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