When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him.


You say Edward Cullen, I say Harry Potter.
You say red and black, I say red and gold.
You say Forks, I say Godric's Hollow.
You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione.
You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black.
You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters.
You say, “Go to Hell.” I say, “Go to Azkaban.”
You say baseball, I say Quidditch.
You say “Twilight is better than Harry Potter.” I say “You must not tell lies.”
You say childhood, I say Harry Potter.
You say depression, I say, “The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate.”
You say Hitler, I say Voldemort.
You say school, I say Hogwarts.
You say, “I’m going to kill you!” I yell, “Avada Kedavra
You say life, I say Harry Potter