To whom it may concern, (and, oh yes, it will concern you!)




What's a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi.


"Okay, I'll just stay here with the bleach, and all of your clothes, and your nice laptop, and everything else that's important to you."
-Becoming Beautiful, by istolethecookiez


"We see London, we see France! We stole Jordan's underpants!"
(Guess where that came from)




Hey guys, I'm The Reader~, and, goodbye-

Nah, just kidding. 

Welcome to my profile! I don't write any stories, but I do read a LOT of books here in Wattpad. Most of them are great, but some are incomplete, and they don't plan to continue (cough cough Compete by VeraNazarian cough cough) but still are great. If you see this profile Janelle, you'll know it is me. 

I do plan to change my username. (I DID IT, YAY)

I want to make a story.

I just really lack... you know, the creative juices-hehe, me like that dashing dash-but I have some great ideas that will CHANGE THE WORLD!!!! :)

I won't say my real name. You'll laugh. And for those who do: STOP READING THIIIIIISSSSSS!!!!!!

I want to be one of the popular writers, like Rob Thier, Sally Slater, Kelly Anne Blount, RubixCube89201, etc. Oh, that'll happen soon.

Oh yeah, read my reading list: The Ones I Truly Love. I'm a really choosy reader so I think you'll like them.

I'M A FAN OF:
--B O O K S   O N   W A T T P A D--
The Good Girl's Bad Boys (both books) by RubixCube89201
The Robber Knight Series(full trilogy) by RobThier
--A N I M E--
Shingeki no Kyogin (Attack on Titan)
Ouran
D-Gray Man
Shakugan no Shana
--B O O K S   N O T   O N   W A T T P A D--
ALL OF RICK RIORDAN'S BOOKS!!!!!:)
Cassandra Clare's The Mortal Instruments Series

(I'm gonna update that list)

Expect my return.
Au revoir!

(Signed) 
     The Reader~

PS.: I like pie.