antxxcisco
hello
NamjoonsKrustyKrabs
NamjoonsKrustyKrabs
hi :(
NamjoonsKrustyKrabs
wattpad is like the graveyard of my brain during my teen years
FluffyTaekookLove
hey
you
funny guy
I’ve been thinking about that one comment you made that made me follow you. like. I cannot for the life of me remember what book it was on. like.
you know the one where it’s like ‘i saw a tiny inch of a girls shoulder and something about an earth shattering orgasm’ like I don’t remember but man
do you have any idea what book that was on cause I’m just so confused hekalhdbs
sorry this is weird I’m gay so you can’t judge me
FluffyTaekookLove
@NamjoonsKrustyKrabs So I found it. I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today.I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions.
FluffyTaekookLove
@NamjoonsKrustyKrabs well I mean both but if you could give the copypasta that would be great
-DR3AMLAND
hey wassup my food
antxxcisco
U alive mate?
FluffyTaekookLove
Hi hoe
NamjoonsKrustyKrabs
my teacher is having a meeting with my dad so im uninstalling wp for a day because my dad is probably gonna go through my phone when he sees im failing. so if i dont update yall tomorrow yk what happened :(
(ps. carrot i deleted ur number along with lots of other peoples just incase so pls give it to me again on a later date)
moist_buttcheaks
@NamjoonsKrustyKrabs hope it goes Well, when you comeback text me on wattpad and I’ll give it to you again. Hope it goes well mate :]
NamjoonsKrustyKrabs
:') this page has become so dead since everyone left..
NamjoonsKrustyKrabs
lonely
