Prior to my current job I was training soap scum in Africa. Earned praised for my work developing wooden trains in Miami, FL. At the moment I'm training corncob pipes in Libya. Practiced in the art of short selling bongos for farmers. Spent 2002-2007 importing dust on the black market. Spent high school summers investing in carp in Orlando, FL.
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