TheWychwoodFiles
Try this one instead...
The teacher speaks to the class, "Today children, we are going to talk about the strangest things we have seen."
Little Johnny immediately jumps up and shouts out, "Last night, I saw my mom having sex with a pig!"
After the other children had stopped laughing, the teacher, quite red-faced, rebukes him, "Now Johnny, that is not a nice thing to say about your own mother!"
And Johnny replies to the teacher, "Yeah I know... Sorry Mom!"
