1. Ur human
2. Ur reading this
3. U can't say the letter P without separating your lips
4. U just attempted to do it
6. Ur laughing at yourself
7. U have a smile on your face, and you skipped #5
8. U just checked to see if there's a #5
9. Ur laughing at this because your so silly
10. You are going to repost this.