So, I'm working on a short story, which will be finished and uploaded soon, touch wood. It's basically a small project to prove to myself I can actually finish and polish a story. Then I shall start working on a longer book, with chapters and everything.

I'm basically a massive geek; I enjoy Batman, Harry Potter and I'll read pretty much anything. (I read Twilight. It sucks.) I love books by Stephen King, but also indulge in silly teen fiction more often than I really should. (Yeah, the Hunger Games is awesome. Shh.)

My favourite films include the Dark Knight, the Shawshank Redemption and, strangely, School of Rock.

I'm an atheist and a cinephile, and not much of a music guy; sometimes I just see it as a way for people to define themselves. I'm also pretty against fanfiction. Not in a military sense, but ask me to read your fic and I probably won't- I much prefer original plot and characters.

So, when you've finished playing "Spot the Pretentious Idiot" feel free to look around my (hopefully growing) library, comment, vote, fan, whatever!