Dear Reader,
Today I did something really crazy! I decided to start writing a story. Lol, I think that's funny. 

My name is... don't make me laugh. Names are for normal people, and I, well, I'm an original. An original with an ego the size of the universe, but with the social capacity of, and, the size of, an amoeba.
Let's be friends? Or enemies? Or maybe we could be something even more interesting: complete strangers who hate each other but secretly admire each other. After all, who doesn't admire a writer, even if he's a complete failure? Or are you ready to be my guinea pig? Maybe you would prefer to be my fan?

Well diary, I'm an aspiring writer (very good lol), I like Harry Potter, anime, etc, etc. Oh, and I'm addicted to coffee, Korean series and conspiracy theories. I'm an aspiring writer, which means I spend more time complaining about a lack of inspiration than I do actually writing.

Oh, and before you ask, yes, I love Harry Potter. But don't give me that "Oh, but you're a lot like Hermione!" Because, frankly, I'm a lot more fun and a lot less neurotic. Or am I?

So, are you ready to embark on this tortuous journey with me? I warn you that the landscape is arid and the company is dubious.