I'm bad at writing but do it cuz it's fun 

I dont write a lot so dont expect scheduled updates 

I've fallen into the omori rabbit hole so

"Ayo the pizzas here"

I like drawing!!! Soo you'll see it in my stories... maybe (If I even choose write one)

If ur bi and single ur onio standbi

Ace are still relevant 

Pan people are like a revolving door

If we cant see air, does that mean fish cant see the water

If plants could think, they would look at predators like lions and hyenas as their protectors from the evil herbivores.

Every male dog is a son of a b***h

Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they need to start making equeles; films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective

Being suicidally depressed must be 1000% worse if you're immortal

Water from the kitchen tap seems cleaner and more drinkable than from any other tap in the house. It's all the same water.

The point of golf is to play less golf

If you were born breach then you technically wore your mother as a hat for a second.