I will eat your brain and gain all your knowledge. 

Attention whores, beware: Your cursor has been poisoned and transferred through your mouse. 

Symptoms are: craves for attention, begging, whining, stalking, etc. 

If you show these symptoms, fuck off because you're not welcome. 

Anyway, I'm NarniaKing16 and I just write to get things off my mind. I have a wild imagination, and some things I just have to type out. I wondered if anyone would like what travels around in my noggin. Let me know if you like my writing, if not, tell me how I can improve! Thanks! 
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