"Dedicated to Shane, because it's his birthday today. Happy Birthday.
I'll Bite You To Death!
Lee fights well to atone for his inability to use chakra.
And so the fight goes on.
Three consecutive Shishi Rendans (Lion's Barrage) and one Initial Lotuses later, it seems that I kinda have to help. If Lee does that any furtherer, he'll kill himself. He's fast, but not as fast as Mr. Hunchback of Notre Dame. "I can move at the speed of sound, blahdy blah." Now imagine me saying that in a super whiney and high-pitched voice that is literally impossible for me to do.
When Lee crashes to the ground, throwing up his food, and blood trickles out of his right ear, I know it's time for me to stop the ignoring and actually help. Although I'm not supposed to. Sakura probably hates me again for not helping, but it's against the rules, misseh.
Hunchback explains about his use of sound, while I summon a small spider. I like spiders, okay? And scorpions. They're cool, too. And on a side note, I'm scared of birds. It's a rare thing with a ninja, but what the f**k, I'm scared of them. SO DIE, BIRDS, DIE.
And shit happens. Shut up, Zaku. I'm stronger than you are. Hunchback, you shut up too. Weird girl on the side, TALK. Okay, I'm done with my corrections.
"Sound.. is a powerful thing," I state calmly, despite the guests that exist within my head. Horokeu! You better be looking after them! "But poison.. can be stronger." My little spider scuttles off.
They look at me, probably wondering what I'm talking about. Spiders poison. Poison kills. Die. End of story. I'm smart. I'm probably smarter than Shika-kun~ And he has an IQ of 200~ So nope! I'm muuuuuuuch stupider than he is! But being stupid once a day is good for the health! Why do you think Naruto and I are so healthy, hm?
I can feel the way he's projecting the sound waves. It's vibration is unusally soft, but firm. Firm in the area he's fighting in. ..." http://wattpad.com/story/1278935