Narwhalchic

WOaH nEw YeAr NEw mE! 
          	Time to update some stuff! 
          	Yep, my vacation is over, and I’m gonna try and start off strong! 
          	I will try my hardest to get stuff out, and I’ll be damned if I don’t! 
          	Welp, that’s all. Expect some updates okay?
          	
          	Sincerely, G.C

Narwhalchic

WOaH nEw YeAr NEw mE! 
          Time to update some stuff! 
          Yep, my vacation is over, and I’m gonna try and start off strong! 
          I will try my hardest to get stuff out, and I’ll be damned if I don’t! 
          Welp, that’s all. Expect some updates okay?
          
          Sincerely, G.C

Narwhalchic

Me: Holy hell where have I been?? 
          Stranger things: *hand on chin* hmmm
          My sketch book: I wonder
          My bed: ...*stares into my soul*
          Me: Guess Imma start updating again???
          All my problems/deadlines/chores: *says with deep sarcasm* Sure, go head, we aren’t important or anything.
          Me: GREAT!!:))
          

Narwhalchic

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So the other day our techer said, "We're going outside." So me, and my friend Lucy were excited, little did we know of the other weird-ass classes going out there. I met up with to of my other friends, and we just hung out. We came across this tiny white kid holding mascara. "Why do you have mascara?" 
          Him: I don't know what this is but, it's my weapon now
          Me & my friends: ??????
          Him: BEWARE THOSE YOU WEAR SHIRTS OF WHITE, FOR YOU I WILL SMITE!!
          My friend wearing a white shirt: *SPRINTS OFF INTO THE DISTANCE*
          My other friend :HOLY SHIT SHE RUNS LIK A FETUS!!
          me: ????????????

Narwhalchic

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Me: HolY ShiT!!!
          Friend: What??
          Me:*bends finger into a weird shape*
          Friend:????
          Me:I'M DOUBLE-JOINTED!! I JUST REALIZED THAT!!
          Friend : You've lived for 12 years and you JUST NOW REALIZED THAT???!?!?
          Me: yup