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So the other day our techer said, "We're going outside." So me, and my friend Lucy were excited, little did we know of the other weird-ass classes going out there. I met up with to of my other friends, and we just hung out. We came across this tiny white kid holding mascara. "Why do you have mascara?"
Him: I don't know what this is but, it's my weapon now
Me & my friends: ??????
Him: BEWARE THOSE YOU WEAR SHIRTS OF WHITE, FOR YOU I WILL SMITE!!
My friend wearing a white shirt: *SPRINTS OFF INTO THE DISTANCE*
My other friend :HOLY SHIT SHE RUNS LIK A FETUS!!
me: ????????????