We are the narwhal goddesses if you dare defy us you shall pay! Anywayyyyyyys, I hope you enjoy our wondrous account about our place and how we rule the universe. For narwhals have existed longer than you have known. I'll let you in on a little secret. Narwhals have existed since before the Big Bang. I know I know you must be thinking "BUT THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS" guess what? There's narwhal science behind it. Also we are @Peggy_is_better and @Twinkle-cat FIND USSS
Hopefully you shall see the true beauty of us, and now ENJOY THIS WONDROUS PLACE AND DON'T TAKE IT FOR GRANTED!