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Dear Random Kid From the Block,
Your request to follow you back has been accepted. Welcome to the world of awesome that is Wowoland (I follow you and you are in). I don't know if you will like it more than Jakarta but I still hope you enjoy your stay. Stay? Who am I kidding. You fucking run half of it. Return to your office immediately.
Sincerely, President of Wowoland