Kehlaniswife

@Germangielove29 @Germangielove29 I’m the biggest homebody too! I will curl up gladly in bed anytime. 
            
            Yeah, you did, how are you feeling about that too? But I didn’t know that they wanted to have u hospitalized are you okay?? Or at least a little better? 
            
            I can’t do summer cause I HATE to be hot, like even sweating makes me so uncomfortable lmao. And I have seasonal allergies so that’s just another reason.  And my mom ALWAYS has the air on so I’m used to it being cold , AND the creepy bugs go away in winter lol 
            
            Dude I’ve been waiting so impatiently for it to release, but it comes out her birthday the 24th and my brother’s bday is the day after! It is, he’s turning 15 and the mf is starting to get taller than me so now he thinks he can beat me up.. lil asshole 
            
            You and me both, I kept seeing the pictures and kept saying ‘no, ain’t no way’ but it’s true dude omg. I mean you coulda been the auntie cause I would’ve been the one to have her baby yk.. 
            like we absolutely CAN NOT acknowledge the man that stole my wife, I refuse. 

@NatWentSplat134 you know what sometimes chilling at home is a banger too lol ! I’m a homebody so you know I love spending some chill time at home 
            
            My month as in last month so the month of march was shitty because you know my surgery , I’ve buried my grandma and my mental heath was so bad my doctor wanted my ass in the hospice ( wait have I told you that ? I don’t remember if I did ) 
            
            
            I’m shocked cause that literally where we indeed are polar opposite I cannot stand winter for the life of me. But I absolutely love fall tho , well the thing about me is that I don’t like extreme weather , so I hate summer ahead it’s heatwave but I cannot stand winter and the temperature drop , they both such dramatic seasons that’s why spring and autumn be on top !!! 
            
            Ohh Keh is dropping an album man I didn’t know well you got me excited too lol , and not your brother getting old soon haha , is it the youngest of your brothers  ?  
            
            Kay im lowkey in denial like Im happy so happy for her but it should’ve been me , as her child or the other mother of her child ? I’ll be okay with either lmao . I just know her baby is gonna have the sweetest mom and I’m 100% sure it’s a boy too so maybe we’ll get bean in real life haha . Also I’m crying at fact that we both refuse to mention the man responsible of this and just be calling him wannabe yk haha

@Germangielove29 I’m tryna make it last forever lol I go back Monday and I’m dreading it. I don’t have any more plans for the rest of it besides stay home lol
            
            That’s good! But why was ur month shitty? And dude that’s where we’re polar opposites I CANT stand spring/summer weather I love winter, mainly cause of my allergies. BUT Kehlani is making an album and it’s coming spring so for once I’m excited and another artist I love! And my lil brother’s birthday is in two weeks so I’m excited for that too. 
            
            Dude let me tell you I was seeing picture AFTER picture and I literally had a fit in my bed, then cause I’m me obv I had to go slide down a wall lmao 
            But I’m excited for her and wannabe yk

@Germangielove29 helped more than you know. 
            
            It’s not gonna be a reality, I told you you’re stuck with me annoying in this life and ykw? THIS life and the next, you stuck with me.. ya knockoff version of me 
            
            You saying unfortunately like I’m not one of your favorite people ever, but I love you too. 

@NatWentSplat134 I’m so glad I could help a little and know that I meant every single damn words . 
            
            I’ve told you before how I had a nightmare and couldn’t find your account on here and I couldn’t reach you anywhere right ? I don’t want for this to be a reality ,like I would genuinely go insane waking up one day not being able to reach out to you , I know life can kick your ass sometimes, but you genuinely don’t gotta do this alone we are here alongside! 
            
            I love you , please take care of you , ask for help if needed and take it steps by steps and remembered how loved you are , starting by me I ( unfortunately) love your ass so you stuck with me !

@Germangielove29 you don’t even know how bad I needed to hear that. Like I’m ugly crying and all. 
            
            And you know this too, whenever you’re going through something, you aren’t ever a burden to me. 
            
            You don’t gotta imagine it Kay, I’m not going anywhere, I promised you a lifetime of annoying you so.. you better know ima cash in on that promise. I just got my shit I’m dealing with
            
            I will, as crazy as it may seem even before this talk you are one of the reasons I’m even still here.. you and brother, like I was so ready then I started thinking of you and how if I took that selfish step you’d never know what happened to me and I can’t do that to you.  And I can’t leave my brother 
            
            You’re part of my family, dysfunctional as it is, I need it. I need you too. 
            
            That’s all I can do, and you better know ima be on here venting to you so much you’ll get tired of me. Thank you Kay, genuinely thank you for being my friend these past couple years and I lucked out in the bsf department. 
            
            I love you too, I needed these words more than you know so thank you. 

@CarverReadsALOT you see now I feel like I’m complaining for nothing, cause I’d rather be cold than hot lmao, but it’s so true about the wind/storms yesterday we had a storm and the power went out, and earlier this week it was windy as hell almost blew my ass away 
            
            Heavy on the who pissed her off like she want flowers or sum? I can go buy some lmao 

@NatWentSplat134 tell me about it. I mean we ain’t got snow but here in Houston, Tx it’s been hot, muggy, stormy, and then today it’s fucking cold and windy af. Like who tf pissed off motha cuz she’s is mad mad with her menopause ass 

@CarverReadsALOT I’m in Maryland, weather been up and down here lmao 

@Germangielove29 listen we black we always gotta be seasoning smth lmao! And our therapist been on vacation for months now she can tap in lmao 
            
            Ofc, I’ll show u once it’s finished, we’ll it’s kinda done now but I gotta edit and all 
            
            THATS CRAZY OMG LMAO. Not u wanting me to get my ass whooped so I get in line, ima need to revaluate this relationship smh, but I’m sure she gon be right back it when I see her next Tuesday smh 
            
            They gon do it regardless whether or not I tell them to, like they do it purely bc they know it annoys me I be ready to crash out lmao 
            
            And u a pain in my ass so it’s fair. 

@NatWentSplat134 
            
            Lmao not regarde season , we had as hell to the point even out therapist is exhausted of us I’m wheezing 
            
            Oh that’s so cool tho , will you share me a bit of what you write once it’s done! I love the subject you choose there is so many things to write out of it !!!
            
            Our therapist is on vacation let her be , and I’m upset cause you be extra annoying when your ass ain’t being whooped so I’m the one paying for it . Tell your friend she need to get back to work this ain’t right smh … 
            
            That’s nice ! You ain’t  tell them cause you know they’ll listen lmao 
            
            I’m sick of you , my and your lil homie y’all be a pain in my ass ,

@Germangielove29 do not piss me off, you hush. 
            
            Yeah nah it’s not toxic.. we js add a lil seasoning to the relationship ya know? Lmao 
            
            Yeah, we mainly learn to write stories and all. Rn I’m writing a story about Women’s History month 
            
            You see I’m boutta call our therapist cause how the hell u upset I didn’t get abused today? 
            
            Yeah she is. I will tell them nothing, I’m sick of them and you atp. 
            
            I love that woman hehe. You see this why she my lil homie cause she know how to make me proud. And I’m taking it as a compliment anw hmph

@Germangielove29 unfortunately 
            
            …dude. I fucking love klaus, like dude could snatch me up and—I’m getting off track ahem.. but you def gotta watch it, and if not for klaus then for Hayley cause DAMN 
            
            I hate the mf, he didn’t even ask me how I was before he shoved his damn fingers in my mouth. Yeah it’s the same way here, but some of it got in my damn mouth it’s nasty as hell and it made my tongue numb. 

@NatWentSplat134 
            But you love me still hehe 
            
            I’ve never finished the original I had beef with Klaus so I’ve just banned the series at some point lmaoo 
            
            Man you have no idea how I hate the dentist, here the numbing is administered with a needle they put directly in your gums is it the same  for you ?

@Germangielove29 you so annoying lmao. 
            
            I haven’t watched TVD in so along, but I always loved the originals more. Man my day was something, I had to go to the dentist and they gave me some numbing for my mouth and that was hours ago but finally I can feel the left side of my mouth again 

@Germangielove29 we need cause ur ass love to bring up the past shit, you don’t see me bringing up the emoji shit no more.. now that I think abt it.. yeah no I’m pissed again. 
            
            Kay atp go ahead and queue Not the One by J. Howell. Okay? 

@Germangielove29 I have never watched that actually. 
            
            I don’t even know atp.. yeah cause she’s exactly like ur ass but she hits me. AND for your information I didn’t do shit, she comes into class every morning and the first thing she says is ‘fuck you Keyajah’ or ‘shut the fuck up Keyajah’ I don’t even be talking 
            
            You see you gon piss me off. we just got into a GOOD spot and u wanna start smth.. I WAS JOKING. Kay.. if you don’t.. mm. Nvm. 

@NatWentSplat134 you do shit like this and wonder we need couple counseling smh …

@Germangielove29 like I had it all typed and everything hehe. But we js came off a break so let’s keep the peace hmm? 
            
            SHE STARTED IT. Lmao she came in this morning and asked me if I had a valentine yet, I said no and she said: ‘haha I got onee’ all smug and shit so I gotta get my get back 

@Germangielove29 ohh okay, lol. That class ended a few weeks ago, now I’m in a creative writing class with the same teacher tho 
            
            I gotta try that, and it definitely helps that I have a million damn journals lying around that I haven’t touched Jesus. But thank you for the suggestion! 
            
            You see cause I didn’t even know wtf E.T was then I looked it up.. you foul asl lmao 

@NatWentSplat134 I KNEW you was gonna say that you was about to say now just to piss me off , I know you too well atp  it’s  bad lmao 
            
            Not your childish ass going to brag and nag at  your friend lmaooooo

@Germangielove29 that’s being generous lmao. 
            
            Oh okay. Lmao now u know how I feel dealing with ur ass nine times outta ten. But is he nice? Funny obv now funnier than me but yk 
            
            An icon that’s what she is. Oh I love her so much, tell her I said keep it up. 
            
            They’re good. Kayleana.. do not pmo. But she’s good. Grandmas good and my brothers driving me crazy as usual so yk 

@NatWentSplat134 right  lmao I give us 48 hours max lol 
            
            And with the girl we actually decided we were better off as friends ! Now I’m talking to a dude but  frankly he be giving me headaches, that’s why I like swinging both sides cause this way I can espace when one be giving me unecessary he’d aches lmao . 
            
            But my mama be good , she laughed at me cause I burned my tongue earlier in the day so she is more than good , and your little beef partner  have been a huge pain in my ass lately lmao 
            
            Why about your fam ? How is the funniest  person in your fam aka your mama  ?  How is your grandma doing ? Your siblings ?

@Germangielove29 like we ain’t gon last two days the way we be going smh. 
            But I do wanna know what’s up w you and the girl ur dating, how’s that? And ur mama and my fav beef partner 

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 

@Germangielove29 HAPPY NEW YEAR BUTTERCUP (it’s not even 7 pm here lmao) and two years of crazy to years more lol you stuck with me now.  
            
            We truly are variants of each other hehe but it makes sense tbh 
            
            I love you too Kay,  no matter how annoying you may be ahem, but really you make my days better just by being here. And u know I’m staying as long as you let me. I hope ur new year is full of prosperity, good health and energy!! Amen to that that money part lol 
            
            
            
            (And I went and saw my cousin and he was alright or he’s getting better, and I’m with my aunt and grandma now getting ready to go to church, then to get something to eat)