Kehlani_wife

@NatWentSplat134 
            
            That’s another variant thing we have in common , our father be really popping left and right lmao 
            
            I laughed out loud because I literally told him by message that he needed a vasectomy or smtg cause dude 
            
            I feel like we should open a club or smtg for our dads lmao they be exhausting the hell out of us

@Germangielove29 I’m like unfazed by half the shit this man does anymore. 
            
            Idk if he knew or not, but he is on the road half the time cause he drives trucks and all but if he knew he could’ve said something BEFORE he came over, cause with the baby being one years old he had to have known or something. Especially cause I had seen the baby is already emotionally attached to him. But wtv you know 
            
            That’s valid as hell. I hope you can connect with him when he’s older man. What the hell is up with our fathers? This is his sixth kid and fourth baby mama (depending on who Kai’s mother is, Kai is the baby’s name) 
            
            I mean I can’t complain about him too much cause he is there for me when I need him sometimes but it’s just crazy. 
            
            I woulda did the same damn thing. I don’t even like kids (they scare me) but I can tolerate them enough to watch but not if your actively trying to trick me tf 
            
            He needa get snipped lmao 

@NatWentSplat134 
            
            Dude the way my jaw dropped , this feel lowkey so inconsiderate of your dad to just show up like that and drop the bom
            
            
            The child being one make it worst because it means he has a whole lot of time to tell you but didn’t assuming he himself knew . 
            
            But then again my father also pulled this type of shit , he had another baby last year , use reached to me sending a pic the baby thinking it would help us mend our relationship( mind you I hate the woman’s who the baby’s mom its nothing against the baby who is innocent but i dont want a relationship with him for now I’ll wait for him to be older and out of my father household so he can have the choice of knowing me on his terms ! ) 
            
            So as I was saying he send the pic not even hello or how are you and asking me if he could dropped the baby by so I can spend time with him him being my sibling. Well he actually wanted for me to be his free nanny I cussed the hell out of him … 
            
            From what I heard he is expecting another and he is miserable lmao  but like he just keep on doing this to himself

@Germangielove29 cause I am the only one allowed to annoy your ass 
            
            Dude I’ve been working on this book since January, it’s sorta like toxic (minus the toxicity) I love it already so I’m gatekeeping lmao. 
            
            I DID, I got into a damn slap fight with her and she kept saying ‘hit me! Hit me!’ I done got scared and put my friend in between us lmao 
            
            DUDE I DONT FUCKING KNOW. The thing is it’s a damn theater class man, but I think she’s attractive and we literally be laughing tg all the time but she’s got a bf and she’s graduating in a few days so I ain’t gonna see her no more besides if we (the group chat) ever decide to link up. But im never actually gonna do anything abt my feelings 
            
            Im just a lover girl (minus the love) lmao I get infatuated then lose interest the second I meet someone new 

@NatWentSplat134 
            
            Lmao not you trynna fight other people cause you not accepting having to share the spot
            
            Keyajah what the hell ? How do you even find the time and energy to be writing 33 damn chapters ?
            
            
            Girl fight idk ? You just standing there letting people abuse you you gotta give them the energy you give me smh 
            
            Now what it is with you and catching feelings with everyone in that damn class is it some kind of aphrodisiac or smtg y’all be teaching about or ? 
            
            You are a lost cause I aint gonna contradict you on this one

@Germangielove29 
            
            Unfortunately. 
            
            I will fight them mfs mind you, I’m the only ONE supposed to be pissing you off. 
            
            I’ve been writing for my kehlani book (I’m gatekeeping  33 chapters currently). But YES I fucking did, same damn friend she kept slapping me and everyone was fucking laughing and at one point I said ‘yall just seeing the abuse I endure daily and yall laughing’ then my friend wanna laugh like he don’t be getting bullied too. Mfs. 
            And I think im lowkey catching feelings for another girl in that class lmao, which is also the one where I got a crush on the teacher and on that other girl 
            
            I’m a lost cause. 

@Germangielove29 we gon be cutting up lmao 

@Germangielove29 I definitely did dream about some food, like it’s not me if I don’t dream about it. 
            
            But when I woke up the first time to msg u earlier, It was like some weird concert hopping and I went to a whole bunch of them with Kehlani as my date (I’m deadass kicking my feet rn, lmao) 
            
            then I js woke up from another dream and I was at my old school, and js everybody was fighting for some reason. But I got to see one of my favorite people there so ima text her cause I might see her tmrw

@Germangielove29 oh so you’re js gonna go back to being an asshole now? Lovely. 
            
            You know what? I can’t even be mad at that, that’s so valid. I do the same thing when I’m bored. 

@NatWentSplat134 what did you dreamt about ? I know it either involves a woman or food if it had your ass drooling and all lmao

@Germangielove29 it’s an everyday thing atp. 
            
            Definitely too! 
            
            We had a good time! The funny thing is about that being a steakhouse I don’t like steak haha or most meat lol. 
            
            Good night Kay, love you too. (As I should) 

@NatWentSplat134 
            
            I can’t believe you being bullied by your 7 yo baby brother lmaooo 
            
            I think I’ll try and and find a spot this week to try an hibachi finally and I’ll let you know if it live up to the hype haha 
            
            I’m letting you enjoy your family dinner , have fun with your family, eat well and enjoy a good steak , drink some water at the end of your meal to stay hydrated ! 
            
            I’m gonna go to sleep it’s pretty late here already, love you and see you tomorrow my fav ( and only ) beef partner haha

@Germangielove29 haha this is us every convo, texts be hella long cause we talking about ten things at once hehe 

@Germangielove29 ISTG lmao omg, like I saw it a few days ago and thought it was funny, I love us lmao we so locked in 

@NatWentSplat134 GIRL I know you lyingggg cause ain’t no way ,  we the same person fr BYE

@Germangielove29 girl STOP, I have this video saved I was gonna send it to YOU lmao 

@GalaticArch24 hii! Thank you! I hope you enjoyed it. Ill try and update soon but no promises lol

@Germangielove29 @Germangielove29 I’m the biggest homebody too! I will curl up gladly in bed anytime. 
            
            Yeah, you did, how are you feeling about that too? But I didn’t know that they wanted to have u hospitalized are you okay?? Or at least a little better? 
            
            I can’t do summer cause I HATE to be hot, like even sweating makes me so uncomfortable lmao. And I have seasonal allergies so that’s just another reason.  And my mom ALWAYS has the air on so I’m used to it being cold , AND the creepy bugs go away in winter lol 
            
            Dude I’ve been waiting so impatiently for it to release, but it comes out her birthday the 24th and my brother’s bday is the day after! It is, he’s turning 15 and the mf is starting to get taller than me so now he thinks he can beat me up.. lil asshole 
            
            You and me both, I kept seeing the pictures and kept saying ‘no, ain’t no way’ but it’s true dude omg. I mean you coulda been the auntie cause I would’ve been the one to have her baby yk.. 
            like we absolutely CAN NOT acknowledge the man that stole my wife, I refuse. 

@NatWentSplat134 you know what sometimes chilling at home is a banger too lol ! I’m a homebody so you know I love spending some chill time at home 
            
            My month as in last month so the month of march was shitty because you know my surgery , I’ve buried my grandma and my mental heath was so bad my doctor wanted my ass in the hospice ( wait have I told you that ? I don’t remember if I did ) 
            
            
            I’m shocked cause that literally where we indeed are polar opposite I cannot stand winter for the life of me. But I absolutely love fall tho , well the thing about me is that I don’t like extreme weather , so I hate summer ahead it’s heatwave but I cannot stand winter and the temperature drop , they both such dramatic seasons that’s why spring and autumn be on top !!! 
            
            Ohh Keh is dropping an album man I didn’t know well you got me excited too lol , and not your brother getting old soon haha , is it the youngest of your brothers  ?  
            
            Kay im lowkey in denial like Im happy so happy for her but it should’ve been me , as her child or the other mother of her child ? I’ll be okay with either lmao . I just know her baby is gonna have the sweetest mom and I’m 100% sure it’s a boy too so maybe we’ll get bean in real life haha . Also I’m crying at fact that we both refuse to mention the man responsible of this and just be calling him wannabe yk haha

@Germangielove29 I’m tryna make it last forever lol I go back Monday and I’m dreading it. I don’t have any more plans for the rest of it besides stay home lol
            
            That’s good! But why was ur month shitty? And dude that’s where we’re polar opposites I CANT stand spring/summer weather I love winter, mainly cause of my allergies. BUT Kehlani is making an album and it’s coming spring so for once I’m excited and another artist I love! And my lil brother’s birthday is in two weeks so I’m excited for that too. 
            
            Dude let me tell you I was seeing picture AFTER picture and I literally had a fit in my bed, then cause I’m me obv I had to go slide down a wall lmao 
            But I’m excited for her and wannabe yk

@Germangielove29 helped more than you know. 
            
            It’s not gonna be a reality, I told you you’re stuck with me annoying in this life and ykw? THIS life and the next, you stuck with me.. ya knockoff version of me 
            
            You saying unfortunately like I’m not one of your favorite people ever, but I love you too. 

@NatWentSplat134 I’m so glad I could help a little and know that I meant every single damn words . 
            
            I’ve told you before how I had a nightmare and couldn’t find your account on here and I couldn’t reach you anywhere right ? I don’t want for this to be a reality ,like I would genuinely go insane waking up one day not being able to reach out to you , I know life can kick your ass sometimes, but you genuinely don’t gotta do this alone we are here alongside! 
            
            I love you , please take care of you , ask for help if needed and take it steps by steps and remembered how loved you are , starting by me I ( unfortunately) love your ass so you stuck with me !

@Germangielove29 you don’t even know how bad I needed to hear that. Like I’m ugly crying and all. 
            
            And you know this too, whenever you’re going through something, you aren’t ever a burden to me. 
            
            You don’t gotta imagine it Kay, I’m not going anywhere, I promised you a lifetime of annoying you so.. you better know ima cash in on that promise. I just got my shit I’m dealing with
            
            I will, as crazy as it may seem even before this talk you are one of the reasons I’m even still here.. you and brother, like I was so ready then I started thinking of you and how if I took that selfish step you’d never know what happened to me and I can’t do that to you.  And I can’t leave my brother 
            
            You’re part of my family, dysfunctional as it is, I need it. I need you too. 
            
            That’s all I can do, and you better know ima be on here venting to you so much you’ll get tired of me. Thank you Kay, genuinely thank you for being my friend these past couple years and I lucked out in the bsf department. 
            
            I love you too, I needed these words more than you know so thank you.