My and my friend Catalina share this account and create awesome fucking stories. If you don't like them, it's not our problem.  We are some fucking random bitches and if you can't handle our random awesomeness then just leave us alone. Turtles and Pizza ~ Natalie :P

It's Catalina. We actually DO care if you don't like our stories and would love if you commented suggestions on how to make it better. Natalie forgot to add super amazing ninjas that kick ass! But really, we are like some of the most random people you could ever meet. ~ Catalina :P

We are some fucking ninjas.  Catalina may care if you don't like our stories, but my thing is, why are you reading them then?! Turtles and Pizza ~ Natalie :P