Nataloonie

...That would have barely passed as "reading material."

Please allow me to sit in a hole in shame.
            
            I am mortified.

So technically it is my fault. And you are not a monster. Sorry. I did not mean that.
            I freaked out.

I was trying to save it because I was extremely bored. It was horrible, so I did not want to post it. Unfortunately, I clicked save and post. It took me forever to figure out how to delete it. Ugh.

That's normal.

Me? Sarcasm? NEVER.

ENOUGH WITH DA SARCASM

... no kidding.

NOOO. I'm going to delete my account right now. 
            *rolls eyes*