NathanLikesBread

im alive and i have ANOTHER theory about maddie @pavitrsgirlfriend
          	so read if you wanna know i guess 
          	
          	me and fellow friend @i_aahan started having  a theory that maddie might actually not be human and she’s a cat trapped inside a humans body- if that makes sense-?
          	
          	REASONS; 
          	
          	
          	1. physical appearance -
          	cat shaped eyes, tiny hands like most cats have, and FREAKING FANGS. 
          	
          	2. she might have 9 lives (unconfirmed) - 
          	we watched her get hit by a bike, fall down, and jump back up saying “yooo im bleeding!!! epic!!” HOW ARE NOT WORRIED-
          	
          	3. a literal scaredy-cat. -
          	she jumps at any little sound or person like it’s a fnaf 3 jumpscare dawg
          	
          	4. her love language is giving people gifts/sharing food/etc. -
          	do we even have to explain this?? so maddie gives people stuff she likes to show her respect/affection for people. NOW LISTEN…WHEN CATS LOVE THEIR CARETAKERS WHAT DO THEY DO? THEY FREAKING BRING HOME RATS AND DEAD STUFF- we ain’t talking about dead stuff, but you get the point, she gifts like a cat would.
          	
          	5. another love language being VIOLENCE. - 
          	ok do we have to explain this aswell? sometimes cats will be nice and then another second scratch up ur arms and legs, same with HER. SHE WILL BE NICE AND THEN ANOTHER SECOND LATER PUNCH YOU RANDOMLY FOR NO REASON..
          	
          	6. her social life -
          	like cats, she isn’t that talkative until she just starts trusting you or you give her food or smth idk. (shes fat of course she likes food)
          	
          	7. copy-cat -
          	once she really looks up to a person she will start copying hand movements or stuff that person will say, WHICH CATS DO SHOCKINGLY.. 
          	
          	8. trust. - 
          	after she finally gets used to being around you and trusts you, she’s very protective and makes sure you’re never in danger. 
          	
          	let us know what you think about this theory- is it true or is it not?? 

NathanLikesBread

fair enough tho
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NathanLikesBread

@pavitrsgirlfriend whatever that didn’t hurt my feelings!!! loser!!! *runs away crying*
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pavitrsgirlfriend

@NathanLikesBread no IM NOT GIVING UP- AT LEAST I DONT SAY “LEVEL 3 GYAT IN OHIO” MEMES BC I THINK IM SO “QuIrKY” AND COOL- YOU CANT EVEN MAKE THE GIGA CHAD FACE WHEN ITS SO EASY TO MAKE. SURE I HAVENT PULLED A SINGLE GUY OR RIZZED A SINGLE GUY UP, BUT AT LEAST I WASNT DUMPED BY 3 GIRLS. YOU CALLING YOUR SELF 5’12 WHEN UR 5’3 THATS CRAZY…. (this was revenge don’t take it seriously :3 )
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NathanLikesBread

im alive and i have ANOTHER theory about maddie @pavitrsgirlfriend
          so read if you wanna know i guess 
          
          me and fellow friend @i_aahan started having  a theory that maddie might actually not be human and she’s a cat trapped inside a humans body- if that makes sense-?
          
          REASONS; 
          
          
          1. physical appearance -
          cat shaped eyes, tiny hands like most cats have, and FREAKING FANGS. 
          
          2. she might have 9 lives (unconfirmed) - 
          we watched her get hit by a bike, fall down, and jump back up saying “yooo im bleeding!!! epic!!” HOW ARE NOT WORRIED-
          
          3. a literal scaredy-cat. -
          she jumps at any little sound or person like it’s a fnaf 3 jumpscare dawg
          
          4. her love language is giving people gifts/sharing food/etc. -
          do we even have to explain this?? so maddie gives people stuff she likes to show her respect/affection for people. NOW LISTEN…WHEN CATS LOVE THEIR CARETAKERS WHAT DO THEY DO? THEY FREAKING BRING HOME RATS AND DEAD STUFF- we ain’t talking about dead stuff, but you get the point, she gifts like a cat would.
          
          5. another love language being VIOLENCE. - 
          ok do we have to explain this aswell? sometimes cats will be nice and then another second scratch up ur arms and legs, same with HER. SHE WILL BE NICE AND THEN ANOTHER SECOND LATER PUNCH YOU RANDOMLY FOR NO REASON..
          
          6. her social life -
          like cats, she isn’t that talkative until she just starts trusting you or you give her food or smth idk. (shes fat of course she likes food)
          
          7. copy-cat -
          once she really looks up to a person she will start copying hand movements or stuff that person will say, WHICH CATS DO SHOCKINGLY.. 
          
          8. trust. - 
          after she finally gets used to being around you and trusts you, she’s very protective and makes sure you’re never in danger. 
          
          let us know what you think about this theory- is it true or is it not?? 

NathanLikesBread

fair enough tho
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NathanLikesBread

@pavitrsgirlfriend whatever that didn’t hurt my feelings!!! loser!!! *runs away crying*
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pavitrsgirlfriend

@NathanLikesBread no IM NOT GIVING UP- AT LEAST I DONT SAY “LEVEL 3 GYAT IN OHIO” MEMES BC I THINK IM SO “QuIrKY” AND COOL- YOU CANT EVEN MAKE THE GIGA CHAD FACE WHEN ITS SO EASY TO MAKE. SURE I HAVENT PULLED A SINGLE GUY OR RIZZED A SINGLE GUY UP, BUT AT LEAST I WASNT DUMPED BY 3 GIRLS. YOU CALLING YOUR SELF 5’12 WHEN UR 5’3 THATS CRAZY…. (this was revenge don’t take it seriously :3 )
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NathanLikesBread

Kirara is my wife and i spent all my primogems on her...totally worth it. /pos

NathanLikesBread

@JulianAshton15 Ew...He needs to be behind bars..I'm not joking..
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TheNinjanamedIan

The only reason why he is simping cus he likes hot furries. 
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NathanLikesBread

@JulianAshton15 TELL HIM TO BACK OFF MY WIFE. SHES TAKEN BY ME!! (jk)
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TheNinjanamedIan

If you have received this message, know that you have been invited to the chaos of my newest Wattpad story, Tales of Middle Earth, a Collab book with a few friends. If you do say accept, here are the requirements to join:
          
          1. First of all, you must create a character for the story. The character must be the same gender as you, however the character can have a different name and age, but if you want you can use our actually age gap as a helper for you character's age. Mine is 19, and I'm 14 in rl. 
          
          2. Once you create you character, make the first name, last name, race (elf, human, orc, Hobbit, dwarf, goblin, troll or kitsune) age, profession of the character, (Knight, wizard, sorcerer, shield madain) faction (Good, Pure evil, Broken, Or neutral) your height, weapon, hair style and color, eye color, clothes style and/or armor in a character sheet like this. 
          
          First Name- 
          
          Last Name-
          
          Race-
          
          Faction-
          
          Age-
          
          Hair Color/Style- 
          
          Eye Color-
          
          Height-
          
          Clothing Style- 
          
          Personality-
          
          Weapon- 
          
          Profession- 
          
          Armor- 
          
          3. When you have finished with said character sheet, send the finished sheet to me, and I will put you character into the next chapter of the story. Your character will appear in a available chapter whether it's with another character or alone. You will also be free to think of ideas for your character for what you see best for them and the story. 
          
          Find the story: To find my story, go on Wattpad on any device you have an look for @JulianAshton15 then look for Tales of Middle Earth on my account. Then just sit back and enjoy. Of course, if you don't want to, feel free I not accept.
          
          Btw, it is a medieval story.

NathanLikesBread

@JulianAshton15 I am!! You better be bullying her aswell, I don't want to do all the work!!!!!
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NathanLikesBread

I keep forgetting I have this account...

TheNinjanamedIan

@NathanLikesBread We'll let them live bc their special let's go this way!
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NathanLikesBread

woohoo i turned 14 today

TheNinjanamedIan

@NathanLikesBread Hahhaaa, Maddie Jealous that she's only 13
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