Honestly, I had prepared a magnificent and almost-too-much-detailed presentation to really explore and present every aspect of my personality as a writer, but it was boring and way too long to even think about reading it. Like, really.

Well, I like to read and write. (No shit, Sherlock.)
I, like, know four languages. (Not bragging, just sayin'.)
I also have a wide range of interests (believe me when I say wide I mean it) and I'm quite incapable of fixating my attention on just one thing at the time. Some may call it being multitask, I just call it migrain inducing, but yeah, you got the drill.
What else, what else?
Ah, yes. I'm constantly disappointed by the fact that there's no Hogwarts, or Starfleet or superheroes of any kind. 
Eh, this life has its perks too, I guess.

I'm also disappointed, but in a really different level, by politics worldwide. Like, really, guys?

Guess that's it, live long and prosper.
Or whatever, really. I don't really care.