The Percussionist

@AABSINTHE I will take that as a compliment.

Low-key forgot this account existed))

// Reasons I haven't been interacting or posting or anything
          Number 1: I've just been dissociating
          Number 2: I haven't slept in two days. I'm running on Red Bull, Pina Colada popsicles, and the three hour nap I had like three days ago 
          Number 3: wHo Am I????????????

@-ryanbutnotross 
          
          What?

My feeling of overwhelming dread has increased @-martyrdom what have you done?

If you ever feel oblivious just remember that I, a pansexual, didn't realize it was Pansexuality Visibility Day until I saw someone else announce it. 

@-toorare 
          
          No, you fuckin gremlin

@-toorare 
          
          Yes we do. To negotiate you fuckers and figure out which things we need to hide from y'all

@-toorare 
          It seems I must talk to the girls about this at our weekly meetings

@-toorare 
          Why in the ever loving fuck would Sarah do that? Asparagus is of the devil and deserves to be burned with fire