I am a Necromancer, the 78th of my kind. All of the awesome magical powers were given to Necromancers 1 through 77, and I got the leftovers. How else could you explain my arcane ability to write absurdist literature enjoyed by dozens, perhaps even hundreds, of people?... Whoop-dee-doo!... As Cable said, "Have a party"... Meanwhile, "nobody reads Nabokov or Fulmerford today. Who is this unfortunate Fulmerford?" I'm glad it's not me.