As to all you other book nerds, I have an addiction,a passion, a need to read. 

The nearest thing I wrote that could be compared to writing would be my not so secret diary that I leave hanging around so I don't have to straight out call people idiotic bricks to their faces as I was taught better than that. 
("Thank u mother")
so don't be expecting me to write any stories any time soon.

I never really enjoyed writing bios so instead I'm gonna tell u a few facts about my socially AKWARD life 
Plz enjoy as u read

1) I am and forever will be a major klutz 

2)Touch my food and u won't live to see tomorrow.
3)Pick a sport and I'll probably destroy u at it
4)I can't sing to save my pathetic yet totally awesome life
5)my dancing moves have been compared to a dying cat in more than one occasion. 
6)I mentally wish that killing people wasn't a crime but an act of kindness
7)my lying skills make my voice sound like Fricking Beyoncé 
(AKA meaning I suck at lying)
8)I should not and never will be operating heavy machinery unless u want me to start World War three.
9)revenge is always the answer to me, so u don't want to get on my bad side or u r in for a world of pain. 

P.S  Take my phone, I Take your life