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When The e Is An a

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. *Explosion* That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! *Shoots a blue laser from the crotch area* Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! *The laser misses the earth and hits the moon making it explode* How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRRRROPLLLLLETS *Rolls the R and L* hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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          Maybe we could go out or something—

DAME DA NE
          DAME YO NA NE NANO YO
          ANTAGA TSUKUTE SUKISUKETE

This Is Your Brain On pOtAtO
          https://m.soundcloud.com/amili3/get-to-the-top-yakuza-majima

NO MORE EATING ME
          
          
          Got it?

@-OhOkayThen- *eats pOtAtO* tank u *a tank suddenly appears* 

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