I was staying up thinking how cool would it be if one day Johan gets his PhD and publishes a manual of sustainable fishing practices.
The story isn't there yet BUT it is fun to imagine. Let's see, maybe something like this:
A Longitudinal Study of Pathogenic Entanglement in Low-Country Riparian Systems
In this seminal volume, Dr. Sitohang explores the precarious intersection of urban effluent and aquatic vitality. By synthesizing nineteenth-century Dutch mapping with modern proteomic imaging, this manual offers an uncompromising look at the microscopic battlefields beneath the water surface.
Central to this discourse is the European perch (Perca fluviatilis). Once the stoic sentinel of the canal, the perch now navigates a synthetic buffet of micro-plastic polymers and bioluminescent viral filaments. Dr. Sitohang treats the perch not merely as a data point, but as a resilient witness to our industrial excesses. While the perch’s dietary shift toward PET-polymers is statistically alarming, one cannot help but admire the creature’s steadfast adaptability. It is a fish of remarkable, if unintended, grit.