Hello, my hairless bunny. ;)
Yeah, okay, I don't know what that wink was about, but it was creepy. It looks like it has long eyelashes. Ahahaha! I don't really know where this message is going, but I'll just swing it! That reminds me of the cactus I did today. Hur hur hur!
I just want to tell you that I fucking love you. You're always there for me. Yes, even when I'm a bitch and a dramatic little fuck. Sometimes we do argue, but it's like it never happened the next day. I can be myself around you, too. I've never been able to do that with anyone besides you.
You know my deepest, darkest secrets and I've had some quite embarrassing moments with you.
"I'm on your mom."
Yeah, embarrassing typo of mine right there.
You sometimes threaten me to tell Owen the embarrassing things I've done in the past, but that's alright because I'll always get revenge on you by telling Seth some things you said about him.
Basically, you're my best friend and I can talk to you about anything. I don't ever want to lose you. Ever! I want us to be 4758475894375 years old and still be the best of friends. Yes. We'll be immortal!
Also, I want to tell you that you're beautiful. I hope you never, ever change. You're perfect the way you are.
Goodnight, my silly penguin-snail. ♥
I love you.
-iEnchanted